EVERYTHING I SAY AND DON’T SAY IS WRONG!
SOMEONE’S ALWAYS MAD AT POPPY NEWHOUSE.
Poppy Newhouse can unintentionally upset anyone, anywhere and under any circumstance. She goes out of her way to be liked only to end up with someone giving her a dirty look. As she always says, "Everything I say and don't say is wrong!"
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Episode 1: The Woman At The Deli Counter Hates Me!
Poppy tells her grandma about a high school friend she ran into at the grocery store deli counter. She couldn’t remember much about the friend but spoke to her anyway.
EPISODE 2: THE FLORIST HATES ME!
Poppy tells her grandma about when she tried a new florist and got caught. She comes up with a great surprise for her old florist.
EPISODE 3: THE MAN WITH THE SMALL ONE HATES ME!
Poppy tells her grandma about how she prefers men with small ones, but she’s only meeting big ones. When her circumstances change for the better, she puts her foot in her mouth and makes a martini.
EPISODE 4: THE WAITRESS HATES ME!
Poppy tells her grandma about when she treated herself to her favorite restaurant. She knew what she wanted to order but still listened to the waitress tells her the specials.
EPISODE 5: THE PEOPLE AT THE SALON HATE ME!
Poppy tells her doctor about a problem she has when she sits. Her friend Agnes gave her a birthday present which forced Poppy to sit for a prolonged period.
EPISODE 6: MY FRIEND AGNES HATES ME!
Poppy talks to a therapist because she feels that she is inappropriate and recounts what happened at her friend Agnes’ gathering. She prefers red wine vinegar over balsamic vinegar but doesn't have a good reason.
EPISODE 7: THE DOCTOR HATES ME!
Poppy Newhouse goes to the doctor for a discharge problem. When she gets there, she is surprised.